Dying Alone

Dying Alone is the inevitable end every basement dweller virgin eventually faces once his time is up. Nobody will miss you, nobody will care and your body will rot for weeks before anyone even thinks to complain about "a funny odor". You have failed at life and with nothing accomplished, no children or lover there to hold your hand when your bowels relax after the exasperated sigh of utter regret makes its way out of your greasy unloved body for the final time. People who are dying alone: - YOU - aspies - weeaboos - furries - junkies - feminazis - WoW players - the Kardashians - Snookie - Miley Cyrus - anybody who says YOLO